We’ll have to actually go in chronological order I guess, or else I’ll get lost in my own thoughts, etc.
Saturday I went in to work at 11, which was nice because I still got hours in but I got to sleep. When I got to the barn Brenda told me to go finish up the play pen (since the stalls were mostly done). As I was walking out to the pen I looked out to paddock one to see a very wobbly horse in a red blanket munching some hay. Slightly in shock I asked Brenda, “Is that GARLAND in paddock one?” Sure enough, it was. That’s great news! Garland is at the point where she can be turned out on her own for a few hours at a time. She grazes and runs in wobbly little circles. She even rolled (on her bad side) and even though it took her two tries she managed to get up all on her own!!!! I was so excited I called Bryce.
“So, guess who’s turned out in paddock one?”
“Smiles and her new baby?”
“No, better than that…”
“Who?”
“Garland…”
“NO!!!!! Really?”
Yay!!!
So I snapped a few pictures of that. Then, at lunch, I went out and took a whole bunch of pictures of Kole (while Bo was lying around content with demolishing yet another tennis ball).



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Afterwards I was showing Brenda some of the pictures when Mitchel pulled up in what we’re calling the sneaky car. He has a new Lexus SUV and it’s a hybrid so when he flips it into electric mode it literally goes silent. In fact, you can’t even hear the ignition that way. So it looks like he’s driving on flat ground in neutral with the engine off. One moment he’s there, next he’s gone.
As he pulled up I felt kind of guilty. Here he is, my boss, and there I am not doing any work… again. Yet he didn’t seem the least bit upset. In fact, he made me an incredible offer. He said he’s been meaning to get some of my photos up on the site and he asked me if I like the idea. Duh. I was excited just getting the chance to get my photos up there, and then he said he wouldn’t be taking them for free of course. He’d buy them off of me and then use them on the site. Twenty-five bucks a pop! Wow. Excellent.
That wasn’t the end of the job offers though. He said he’d like me to start working on the news section of the site, pulling up stories about horses we’ve bred from all over the place with the help of another Virtual Stable from USTA. In fact, he said he’d like me to start taking over more and more of the site. How cool is that?
Then he suggested that I could do a PR sort of thing and do follow up calls to the buyers of our horses.
“That’s something I’d like to prepare you for, though,” he warned. “There are owners who will tell you this is the best yearling they’ve ever had, and a complete steal. Others will swear it’s the worst horse they’ve ever had the displeasure of working with and start yelling. I don’t want you to be caught off guard so we’ll go over some responses.”
“So that I don’t tell them, ‘maybe if you were a better trainer…’?”
“No, I’m not worried about what you’ll say. I just don’t want you to get embarrassed if they try to put you on the spot. Some of them might even say, ‘O, representing Bluestone Farms. What, is Mitchel too busy to call me himself?’”
I can definitely use the extra cash in any case.
On Saturday night Bryce and I went to Paul’s party. Paul is a guy Bryce works with. His wife, Laura Eaton, is a wedding photographer. We drove out to… Bordentown?... and found the GIGANTIC house. I was shocked at how big and impressive the place was. I guess it makes sense since Laura makes $60K a year just off shooting weddings. Wow.
We came in and started mingling. Met a lot of interesting people and got to tell some stories I haven’t shared in a while. Met Bryce’s old boss Tim, who apparently was there with his boyfriend, even though I could have sworn both were straight. The boyfriend got me talking and didn’t get a word in edgewise after that. He kept asking all the right questions and even got me off on a Barbaro tangent. *faint* But the best was hearing Tim tell us about how he once passed a dead body while walking through the streets of Philly.
Soon people started whipping out their cameras and taking pictures. You know you’re in a room full of photographers when the cameras there make my XTi look like a disposable camera from Wal-Mart. Of course that started the Nikon v. Canon debate. Haha. We got a business card from this cool guy we met named Gennaro and his stuff is really good.
Meanwhile people started up the Wii and were playing Wii Tennis. I could tell Bryce wanted to play, but he was feeling shy since he’s never done it before and didn’t know how. Once they started boxing, though, I shooed him over and someone handed him a controller. He was grinning from ear to ear.
Meanwhile I introduced myself to Laura and we somehow got on the subject of teachers who had told us we sucked at photography and should just quit. That heated discussion led to me asking her some questions about her photography and that got both me and Bryce (who had wandered over by then) an open invitation to come shoot back up at weddings, especially the two she accidentally double-booked in July. That means getting PAID to take photos. *faint*
We got to hear all sorts of stories, both good and bad. Laura got started with some guy who shot her wedding and completely messed it up. Back then she was doing $500 weddings and getting treated like shit. She even went to one where the bride and groom started fighting partway through and called the whole thing off. The bride ran outside, screamed, and stomped her bouquet into the ground, with Laura subtly taking pictures in the background.
Needless to say we are psyched. Bryce’s big thing is portrait photography and he’s been dying to get a chance to build up his portfolio. The pay is pretty good too. I’m thrilled for him and I’m excited to get the chance to tag along from time to time. I’m always looking to expand my photography.
After the conversation wound down we roamed over to the Wii and started playing Mario Kart. I suck at it terribly but it was a blast anyway. I managed to get a second place finish… once. We were cracking up.
We played tennis too, which meant designing Mii’s for everybody in the room. It was freaky how much they looked like us. And I have to say, I have a pretty killer serve… in virtual tennis. LMAO.
Unfortunately, around 1am, we decided we should get going. We still had a drive home and I had to be at work the next morning.
So that was a very productive and good day.
On my way to my car the next morning I spotted a squirrel. Whipping out my camera I pulled off the lens cap and took aim. I got a shot of him in a tree only to realize that my memory card wasn't in the camera. As I scrambled for it a car drove by and I begged outloud for the squirrel not to get scared. After all that I got one decent picture before he scampered off.
Sunday was fairly productive too, even though it was an unbearably long day at work. I got in at 8 and didn’t get out til 5… mostly because Claire showed up just as we were about to head next door so Jody had to vent about Brenda and horse slaughter and Garland and god only knows what else.
Still, I had a good day and got quite a bit done.
Among other things I got to ride Tucker… like with a saddle (my saddle) and everything. Jody forgot all her tack at home so we ended up using my saddle (which doesn’t fit him well because he has no withers) and putting my reins on a leather halter for him. Ugh.
So we tacked him up and I hopped on. Unfortunately my stirrups were pretty messed up and I had to dismount and fix them (since Jody was somehow having a hard time).
And then the funniest thing happened, and I really have no explanation for it. I put my foot in the stirrup, swung up, and suddenly ended up on Tucker’s other side hanging on Jody upside down. I have no idea what the hell I did but it was EMBARASSING! He didn’t move so that wasn’t it. The stirrups were fine. Maybe I over compensated for the loose girth? I dunno but it was funny and I’m glad I managed NOT to fall on my face.
I got back on Tuck (successfully this time) and we had a great ride. Jody kept him on a lead the whole time *groan* but we did great. He walks on leg pressure, stops with “whoa” and a light tug, and turns well. Jody says Joe told her his wife had Tucker under saddle a few times, but Jody doesn’t believe him. That seems so dumb to me. It’s pretty clear the horse has a good idea of what’s going on.
*sigh*
At least he was good. And Bridget decided to take him so he’ll go to a good home.
Sunday afternoon Smiles was acting uncomfortable and was producing straight milk. We knew for almost 100% that she’d have her foal that night.
Still, Bryce and I drove back home so I could get my new printer (which produces prints of orgasmic quality fyi) and so that Bryce could play Magic with Dev and Walter. *sigh* I had a great time seeing Jack (the mini-doberman) again, but I actually got so bored that I played a few games with Joe. I suck so much that I lost with Dev’s unbeatable deck… twice in a row.
Almost as soon as we got to Walter’s my phone rang and Brenda announced that Smiles had had a filly… a small filly.
So on Monday after all our classes, Bryce and I drove out to Bluestone to have a look at her. When Brenda said she was small I didn’t picture anything as tiny as this. She doesn’t even come up to Bryce’s waist!!! She had an itty bitty fleece blanket on and she was sooooo friendly.
We spent a good amount of time just sitting in her stall loving on her. Meanwhile, Brenda got the chance to take a shower.








Eventually Brenda came into the barn (as we were making hot chocolate) and checked on the filly and Ella who was growing progressively more uncomfortable.
Shortly after that Bryce and I drove down the street to HI Rib to have a delayed anniversary dinner (my treat). Our anniversary was on Sunday and he blew me out of the water by surprising me with a mug full of gold coins (in case he never makes it rich), a beautiful red rose, and a cake with Happy Anniversary scrawled across the top and a big #1 candle on the top. Aw. We were lucky and Monday was All You Can Eat Babyback Rib night. So guess what we ordered! Along with potato skins, salad, and seasoned fries. Delicious… although I’m not sure it was $80 of delicious. LOL.
Afterwards we went back to the farm and hung out in the house with Brenda a bit. Kole was delighted and flopped on the couch with us. In the short time we were there I managed to get bitten by Pita, but he’s a cat so it figures. *sigh*
Bryce had a lot to do so we headed back to school. Along the way we stopped at the Super Stop ‘n’ Shop. Despite the fact that we bought $40 worth of groceries, we didn’t get any real food. We did get peanut butter though so it’s ok.
Almost as soon as we got back to the room my phone rang. It was Brenda. Ella had just had a filly, were we coming down? Of course!
So back to the barn we went. What a beautiful filly she is! And when we got there she was still wet. I was told not to use too much flash so the photos aren’t great, but the preserve the moment. They’re red because the “French fry light” was on (infared heat lamp). The filly is big enough for nursing to be awkward at first. She could find the teat but couldn’t grab a good hold. Brenda was helping her repeatedly. Eventually she got so tired that she fell over (Bambi-style of course) and Brenda bottle fed her to remind her how good milk is. It wasn’t long after that that the filly figured out how to nurse and we said goodnight to the horses and went home and to bed.




Of course all the good has to be tainted with some bad and the day yesterday seemed to be filled with hurt horses. Ellagant had to come home because she appears to have an abscess brewing. Lucy came home with her for company, but seems to have a puffy knee of her own. Meanwhile Louder is lame in all four feet, although we think that may be an abscess too.
After Eli left (he was infusing the mares and giving shots etc. to Ella’s new filly) Jody came in with more bad news. Ciano’s hock was sliced wide open. So Eli had to come back in and give her stitches.
Never a dull moment.
Last night we finally got snow. It’s heavy and wet and feels like sand. On top of that it’s cold and bitter and windy out.
All the same I planned on going to work. That is, until I got to my car and realized my driver’s side windshield wiper was in shreds. So I got the day off.
Afterwards it turned out that the school was closed so Bryce had the day off too.
We ended up spending a good few hours in the dining hall where Bryce and Eric had the longest male to male conversation I’ve ever witnessed. Haha.
Eventually we went back to the room and Eleana called to invite us over for a cartoon filled afternoon. Mike brought over his amazing collection of DVD’s and we watched two and a half hours of Gummi Bears followed by Dark Wing duck (although I was fast asleep by that point).
I am very very happy right now. In fact, I felt inspired enough to clean the whole room.
I’m also exhausted. LOL.
Here’s to more healthy foals!!!



























